it's hard to dance with the devil on your back.

jenna. nineteen. american. michigan. music obsessed. carefree. i reblog anything that suits my fancy. also, if you're reading this thank you and have a nice day.

dailypawnee:

Sorry the party is a little bit lame right now, but… We’ll get it going!

(via petcanadian)

avatarskorra:

jessica lange is hotter than me and she’s 64

(via patrickstarvevo)

suarezalex:

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

(Source: suarezalex, via tidwellcornertr)

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(Source: chillstate, via lovely-sinnerr)

And then she told herself, “Stop being so weak. Grow up and get over it.” and then she never felt anything again.

10 word story  (via justinfuckenbieber)

(Source: hiddeninstars, via wondurs)

Just remember, even your worst days only have twenty-four hours

kindamindless:

So there’s cute people and there’s hot people right? But then theRE’S PEOPLE WHO ARE CUTE AND HOT AND SOMETIMES AT THE SAME TIME AND IT’SNOT FAIR.

(via snookie-ohsnap)

breakfastburritoe:

depressed-0bsessed:

breakfastburritoe:

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

(via yourvagproblem)

punkrockgroupie:

people were writing “hot or not” lists on the bathroom stalls when i was in 8th grade and the dean of students came on the morning announcements and said something i will never forget “we’ve got some bad apples at this school… and it’s applesauce season” 

(via sintodeath)

adventuretimeandsuperjailrock:

If this isn’t good marketing I literally don’t want to know what is.

(via vivid-hallucinationss)

ughhokay:

baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

alittledramaticbutok

(via hellzirel)

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